PlayStation 5
Saros (PS5) Review
It’s 2026. I am still incredibly, massively, monumentally, [insert word that ends in -ly here] salty that Housemarque’s RETURNAL did not win game of t...[Read More]
Mouse: P.I. For Hire Review
In Mouse: P.I. for Hire, you play as Jack Pepper. Yes, that is a cheese pun, as in Pepper Jack, because most things in this game are puns and referenc...[Read More]
Tides of Tomorrow Review (PS5)
Sometimes, all a game needs is a good story to create the gameplay from. Something meaningful, obvious in its intentions, and can be easily pulled fro...[Read More]
Saint Slayer: Spear of Sacrilege Review (PS5)
Going back to the NES 8-bit days of Castlevania is not as easy as it should be. It’s doubly not as easy when something modern is made that way on purp...[Read More]
Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss Review
The well-tread depths of H.P. Lovecraft’s vast oeuvre have been iterated upon and translated into countless forms of media. And at the center of...[Read More]
Pragmata Review
Minutes into Pragmata, lead character Hugh Williams expresses his distrust for robots and AI. He and his team have been summoned to the Earth’s ...[Read More]
People of Note Review
People of Note‘s soundtrack has been playing in my head for days which, for a game so focused on the magic of music, is certainly worth praise. ...[Read More]
Star Wars: Dark Forces Remaster Review (PS5)
So…this remastered business. Can we talk about it? When a game is remastered, it simply means that the game’s quality of life has been improved. A gam...[Read More]
ChainStaff Review
You need to play ChainStaff just to see the crazy shit developer Mommy’s Best Games cooked up. Level after level I was astounded at the visual b...[Read More]
RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic Review (PS5)
I was never much of a simulator fan. Well, that’s not exactly true. I did love Jurassic Park, Genesis. That love revolved around building dinosaur enc...[Read More]
Legacy of Kain: Defiance Remastered Review
Playing Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1-2 Remastered back in the winter of 2024, I was able to finally tick one game off the abyss that is my backlog. W...[Read More]
Super Meat Boy 3D Review
Super Meat Boy is a permanent fixture in my gaming lexicon. As far as titles I’ve referenced in reviews go, Team Meat’s brutal platformer ...[Read More]