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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
At the start of the year, I was taken aback by how well FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE INTERGRADE ran on Nintendo’s newest hardware, the Switch 2. They did ...[Read More]
Tales of ARISE – Beyond the Dawn Edition (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
Five years after its release, Tales of ARISE (and its Beyond the Dawn DLC) is available on the Nintendo Switch 2. We didn’t have to wait for a questio...[Read More]
Saros (PS5) Review
It’s 2026. I am still incredibly, massively, monumentally, [insert word that ends in -ly here] salty that Housemarque’s RETURNAL did not win game of t...[Read More]
The Rogue Prince of Persia (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
Evil Empire and Ubisoft’s 2D side-scrolling roguelike, The Rogue Prince of Persia, has gone physical nearly one year after its digital release. By now...[Read More]
Virtua Fighter 5 R.E.V.O. World Stage (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
Back in ’21, fellow Chump Steven reviewed the release of Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown, a modest remake (graphically, at least) version of 2007’s...[Read More]
Lovish (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
Picture this: It’s the mid-90s. You’re sitting on a beige rug in front of your massive CRT television. You’re playing a game on your Super Nintendo or...[Read More]
Guilty Gear -Strive- Character DLC (Venom, Unika, Lucy; Nintendo Switch) Review
It’s a shame that the Nintendo Switch version of Guilty Gear -STRIVE- has delayed much of its content. From its original release to its DLC character ...[Read More]
FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE INTERGRADE (Nintendo Switch 2) Review
Nintendo’s hardware has never been known for graphically intensive nor detailed games. As Sony and Microsoft waged their neverending war over high-fid...[Read More]
Octopath Traveler 0 (PS5) Review
Standing before me is a psychopath playwright and his significant other who just so happens to be his leading actress in his plays. He triumphantly tu...[Read More]
Vampire Survivors VR (Quest 3) Review
Poncle’s Vampire Survivors entering the VR space was not what I had on my 2025 Bingo Card. Frankly, I didn’t think that it would be consid...[Read More]
R-Type Delta HD Boosted (PS5) Review
The 80s, 90s, and early aughts’ vision of the far future was, for lack of better words, crunchy. While Star Wars had us looking up to the stars in hop...[Read More]
Tales of Xillia Remastered (PS5) Review
Tales of Xillia has rightfully earned its cult following. The 2011 PS3 title is one of the best in Bandai Namco’s Tales series. While it’s not my pers...[Read More]