Nathaniel Stevens

After reading that title, do you have the song in your head yet? Me neither... ahem...

Bolivia and its llamas. That wasn't in the brochure.

I think we've just discovered the solution to gas prices.

I have three daughters, they can do what they want. They will never marry a king, though.

Not only did this scare the crap out of me on DVD, but it doubly does on Blu-ray. You have been warned.

This had some great potential. It really did, and it's a shame because I think the writers wrote themselves into a corner. You hate to see when that happens.

This is probably the greatest war movie ever made. Now it's on Blu-ray. What does that tell you?

I know the airforce from any country, especially Israel's -- which didn't make an appearance in this film, is important. I know this is true.But...

First Blades of Glory, now Semi-Pro. The question in my mind is, "Do you think Will Ferrell is ever going to get burned out on comedy?" He's literally spitting a comedy out, what seems like, every two-hours. The scary part? They're still funny.

In the history of American warfare, there has been only one man who has truly defined the word 'commander'. His name is Patton.