I can't think of a horror movie that has a better soundtrack than this. If anyone else can, please email me at nathan@digitalchumps.com (P.S. you're automatically wrong).
Well, HELLO Mr. Fancy Pants!
I remember seeing the promos for this when it was hitting the theaters and thinking, "Well, that's an interesting concept. A porn star moves next door to a nerd." Maybe that was my wishful thinking.
All I could think of was..... "Oh, my GOD! That's the lady who does the voice-overs for Hidden Valley Ranch!"
Man, I can't wait to see these in HD. Official details below: --------------
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Just in time to get you prepped for 2012. Official details below: -----------------
And you anticipated that you were going to be lazy on Labor Day.... HA! Time to get those fingers moving (twss). Official details below: ------------
It is as it's advertised in the title. Official info below: --------------
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