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El Paso, Elsewhere Review
If there has been one game I’ve referenced more than any other–especially in the context of a review–it’s been Hotline Miami. ...[Read More]
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
“Generations in the future following Caesar’s reign, apes are living harmoniously as the dominant species — and humans are living in the s...[Read More]
Ajazz AK820 Max Mechanical Keyboard Review
For someone who has spent as much time as I have endlessly pressing keystrokes, you would have thought by now I wouldn’t be so unfamiliar with m...[Read More]
Save Me Mr. Tako: Definitive Edition Review
Save Me Mr. Tako: Definitive Edition is a shockingly accurate recreation of those cartridge games you would click into the back of Nintendo’s Ga...[Read More]
Garden Life: A Cozy Simulator Review
Garden Life: A Cozy Simulator has no qualms readily identifying its goals to players. This is not an entry in the simulation genre meant to dissolve p...[Read More]
The Talos Principle II Review
Eventually I will return to The Witness. The 2016 all-encompassing puzzle game consumed me for a couple weeks upon release. I think it was that moment...[Read More]
The Expanse: A Telltale Series Review
Though absurdly unfamiliar with The Expanse television show, its praises have been sung multiple times by various members of my friend group. But show...[Read More]
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon Review
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon‘s initial complexity reminded me of the time when FromSoftware’s game’s felt daunting, a sensation...[Read More]
SkateBIRD
SkateBIRD at one point reminded me of that strange, absurd joy I had playing Katamari Damacy the first time. My tiny “birb” was serenely c...[Read More]
Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
During the mid-2000s I spent a generous amount of time barrelling through a number of classic PlayStation games. My well-documented devotion to Ninten...[Read More]
Powerwash Simulator (PS5)
Last summer I borrowed a powerwasher from a friend and blasted the grime and dirt off the vinyl siding of the home I bought the year prior. After year...[Read More]
Scars Above Review
When playing Scars Above it is difficult not to have thoughts of other games bouncing around in your head. The most common of these is painfully obvio...[Read More]