Nathaniel Stevens

I think we've just discovered the solution to gas prices.

I have three daughters, they can do what they want. They will never marry a king, though.

Not only did this scare the crap out of me on DVD, but it doubly does on Blu-ray. You have been warned.

This had some great potential. It really did, and it's a shame because I think the writers wrote themselves into a corner. You hate to see when that happens.

This is probably the greatest war movie ever made. Now it's on Blu-ray. What does that tell you?

I know the airforce from any country, especially Israel's -- which didn't make an appearance in this film, is important. I know this is true.But...

First Blades of Glory, now Semi-Pro. The question in my mind is, "Do you think Will Ferrell is ever going to get burned out on comedy?" He's literally spitting a comedy out, what seems like, every two-hours. The scary part? They're still funny.

In the history of American warfare, there has been only one man who has truly defined the word 'commander'. His name is Patton.

I have never, in my movie viewing life (which spans from 1978 up to recent), seen this many future stars (or stars) in one movie. This movie is loaded! 

 My lord, what won't Will Ferrell do these days? What's even more shocking is what won't he turn into perfect comedy? You could put this guy in almost any situation, like walking through a park and by the time he came out it would be funny as hell. Amazing.