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The Talos Principle II Review
Eventually I will return to The Witness. The 2016 all-encompassing puzzle game consumed me for a couple weeks upon release. I think it was that moment...[Read More]
The Expanse: A Telltale Series Review
Though absurdly unfamiliar with The Expanse television show, its praises have been sung multiple times by various members of my friend group. But show...[Read More]
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon Review
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon‘s initial complexity reminded me of the time when FromSoftware’s game’s felt daunting, a sensation...[Read More]
SkateBIRD
SkateBIRD at one point reminded me of that strange, absurd joy I had playing Katamari Damacy the first time. My tiny “birb” was serenely c...[Read More]
Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
During the mid-2000s I spent a generous amount of time barrelling through a number of classic PlayStation games. My well-documented devotion to Ninten...[Read More]
Powerwash Simulator (PS5)
Last summer I borrowed a powerwasher from a friend and blasted the grime and dirt off the vinyl siding of the home I bought the year prior. After year...[Read More]
Scars Above Review
When playing Scars Above it is difficult not to have thoughts of other games bouncing around in your head. The most common of these is painfully obvio...[Read More]
Life is Strange 2 (Switch)
It’s hard to believe that eight years have passed since the release of Life is Strange. I fondly remember reviewing the first season, impressed ...[Read More]
Yuppie Psycho: Executive Edition
Capitalism kills. Money is the root of all evil. The devil… is in the dollar? Yuppie Psycho embraces the insidious culture of climbing the corpo...[Read More]
No Place for Bravery
“Sing, oh Muse, the folly of Thorn, son of Dewr, who lived by the blade.” No Place for Bravery opens with this line, a throaty chant and b...[Read More]
The Tomorrow Children: Phoenix Edition
When The Tomorrow Children released sometime in 2016 I never played it. However, before the game’s full release I spent hours with game’s ...[Read More]
Metal: Hellsinger Review
Is it the profound hope of most game developers to allow their players to embody a specific avatar? The common “joke” with Marvel’s ...[Read More]