Conan Chop Chop (PC)
Not enough roguelites are co-op friendly, although they should be. While some of you armchair gameplay developers may argue that this is by design for the genre, there are two examples that do co-op well and are recent releases: Returnal and Conan Chop Chop. The difference between these two games is that Returnal is locked to the PS5 and has a ridiculously steep difficulty curve. Conan Chop Chop, ...[Read More]
Young Souls (PC)
Young Souls is a promising indie 2D brawler/dungeon crawler featuring RPG elements that break up your average beat-em-up gameplay loop and subtly push you toward revisiting and replaying content as you become stronger. At first glance, Young Souls seems like a simple brawler, but the deeper you delve into the dungeons, the more details you’ll find tucked away in between waves of goblins and ...[Read More]
Death Stranding Director’s Cut (PC)
“Hideo Kojima is a GENIUS!” My friends, B and Y, would often yell that to each other whenever we would play League of Legends or Heroes of the Storm. The origin story of this phrase is nonessential, but the sentiment and meaning behind praising Mr. Kojima for seemingly benign minutia is important. Death Stranding: Director’s Cut (DSDC) is out on the PC, and it is in every way GEN...[Read More]
Grand Theft Auto V (PS5)
Update 4/30/2022: A prior version of this review mentioned my difficulties with playing the campaign and restoring my save from the PS4 version. This was because I had not uploaded my PS4 save to Rockstar’s Social Club. I downloaded the PS4 version onto the PS5, downloaded my save from PS+, opened the PS4 version, uploaded the save to the Social Club, and was successfully able to resume my P...[Read More]
30XX – Abyssal Armory Update (Chumps Preview)
Chumps Preview is a special kind of post where we unofficially preview games in Early Access, Beta, or are otherwise “unfinished.” This kind of preview is meant to be a first impression rather than a definitive review where we provide a rating to determine a game’s value. As such, we fully expect a game covered in a Chumps Preview to have room for improvement, some bugginess, and...[Read More]
Warp Frontier (Switch)
The point-and-click genre of PC gaming is what made my elementary schooling tolerable during the long afternoons I would spend at daycare. The fanciest computers at my school could run Putt-Putt and Freddi Fish, which were MUCH more fun than Solitaire, Minesweeper, and Rodent’s Revenge. As a 30-year old who pines for the simpler days of 1990s gaming, it’s not often that a point-and-cli...[Read More]
Grapple Dog (Switch)
I fondly remember my summers as a kid: I would go to Grandma’s house in Chicago and play Sonic the Hedgehog on her Sega Genesis. I owned a Sega Genesis in Los Angeles, too, but playing Sonic at Grandma’s felt so different in all the nostalgic ways. A few weeks ago, I saw a trailer for Grapple Dog, and right from the jump I got all of those nostalgic feelings back again. Grapple Dog is ...[Read More]
Aeterna Noctis (PS5)
The first game I played on my shiny new PS5 (on release day, no less) was not Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales or Astro’s Playroom. I played Hollow Knight, which was part of PS+ for the month of November 2020! My knowledge of Hollow Knight was limited; I knew it was fun, hard, and charming. I sat down…and played through the entire thing in about a week. While I couldn’t b...[Read More]
Clid the Snail (PC) Review
It’s January, and we all know what that means: Dry January! You betcha, it’s the one month of the year where we pre-game giving up drinking alcohol to prepare us for the inevitable social media Lent, where some of us give up social media and tell everyone we know through a snarky tweet. Of course, not all of us practice that, but then again, who does? It’s the anticipation that c...[Read More]
Looping Back to Loop Hero
In March, our resident racing aficionado and all-around fantabulous human Benjamine Branscum wrote a glowing review of Loop Hero. In short, Ben argues that there’s a pleasant surprise that comes from playing a simple game of looping around and around, and worth considering on PC. However, it is now December (almost 2022, yeesh!!). Nine months since release, Loop Hero has also released on Nin...[Read More]
Serious Sam 4 (PS5) Review
“Why so serious, Sam?” was a question I repeatedly asked myself as I played Serious Sam 4 (PS5). After reviewing Doom Eternal on the Switch, I was excited for another opportunity to play a FPS demonfest on my PS5. Except, Serious Sam is far from serious. Gory? Sort of. Fun? Sort of. Equipped for the next-gen? Absolutely not. Serious Sam 4 is best described as a Doom meets Duke Nukem FP...[Read More]
Monster Rancher 1 & 2 DX Review (PC/Steam)
Picture this: It’s the early 2000s, you’re in middle school, and you’re bored with Pokemon. You got your hands on this new game for the Game Boy Advance that your friends are obsessed with. It’s like Pokemon, but you create monsters by typing in words and you actually raise them and *control* them in battles. Yep. That was my middle school experience: Investing almost 200 h...[Read More]